Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story

Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin!

This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:

• A realistic, 3.9-inch replica of a violin, complete with mini bow and chinrest
• Music—just press the string button to play a sad tune
• An elegant vinyl stand to store and display your violin
• A 32-page illustrated mini book about the origins of the “tiniest violin”